Andy Cohen, the wicked genius behind Bravo’s “Real Housewives” franchise, promised their 3rd autobiographical guide could be “bigger, better and dishier. “
Cohen informs all in “Superficial: More Adventures from the Andy Cohen Diaries, ” an ongoing work he easily acknowledged was likely to annoy many for the people he is met over the road to success.
The guide lands in shops Nov. 15.
The 48-year-old man-about-town that is gay specially frank about their busy sex-life when you look at the book that covers the stretch from Sept. 7, 2014, to might 30, 2016.
“Woke up with a cheerleader from Georgia Tech, ” reads a typical entry.
However the primary occasion is Cohen’s highly expected threesome with a tan, muscled mechanic and also the guy’s gorgeous, blond girlfriend.
Once the Jake that is pseudonymous and delivered Cohen an image “that left hardly any towards the imagination” he was fascinated.
Cohen, whom writes which he “doesnot need to perish with out liked a lady, ” then crowd-sourced the idea with friends.
Their pal that is good Kelly ended up being sweetly supportive as constantly: “Jake’s really handsome and Angela is stunning and I also have always been delighted for you. “
Her spouse Mark Consuelos delivered a text that is one-word “Dude. “
And Sarah Jessica Parker, practical as constantly, offered these suggestions: “Remember every thing. “
Unfortunately, it absolutely was to not be. While Cohen got stoned with all the couple and “did things with a woman for the time that is first three decades, ” the highly-anticipated evening regarding the special day ended up being a dud.
He broke the news that is bad Ripa, whom continues to be “simply interested in my thrupple” — but confesses he could be still strained by their male/female “virginity. “
Cohen details another interesting and menage that is troubled trois: Anderson Cooper, Kathy Griffin and himself.
Cooper, the silver-haired fox and CNN anchor, is famously Cohen’s companion. They FaceTime one another into the wee hours, each tucked during sex in the home.
A year ago, the pair took their relationship on the highway, touring with “AC2: a romantic night with Anderson Cooper & Andy Cohen — Deep Talk and Shallow Tales. “
But Griffin, the outrageously vulgar comedian, also proudly lays claim to Cooper’s affections. The 2 co-host CNN’s yearly brand New 12 months’s Eve show from instances Square, with Griffin gleefully planning to lengths to notably shock the reserved Cooper.
Cohen snipes at Griffin many times throughout the book. Exiting Joan streams’ memorial in 2014 hand and hand along with her, Cohen opted for not to ever break the embarrassing silence.
“She’d been s–t talking me personally earlier in the day this ” he writes week.
At another point, Griffin texted him by having an urgent necessitate discussion — and Cohen blew her down. When he finally got in to her, he had been frustrated to listen to she desired to discuss whether or perhaps not to just take streams’ spot on “Fashion Police. “
Griffin took the task but later quit the show, issuing a statement that is high-minded she did not wish to donate to “a tradition of unattainable perfectionism. “
Cohen greeted her reviews with derision.
“she’s the cooking cooking pot calling the kettle black colored. She’s got been body-shaming for years, ” Cohen sniped to Cooper, their visitor from the celebrityfest that is five-night-a-weekWatch just just What Happens real time. “
Other journal entries provide fabulous snippets from Cohen’s fabulous life, including their dither over going to Madonna’s 57th birthday celebration at her “massive” horse farm in Bridgehampton.
Friends convinced him it had been well well well worth the trouble to go out of their fabulous Fire Island rental in late August for the Spanish Gypsy-themed party. Madonna, needless to say, ended up being seated on a throne. Cohen guesses the celebration set her back $1.5 million.
Cohen ended up being mollified whenever their supper lovers included Paul McCartney and their spouse, Nancy. He previously a chat that is nice Madonna about her children — and received a hug from her son Rocco.
Later on when you look at the guide, he consoles the Material Girl after a failed effort to get together again with Rocco after an ugly custody battle together with his daddy, man Ritchie.
The sweetest celebration scene could be the 50th birthday celebration tossed by Matthew Broderick for spouse Parker during the famed Bemelmans Bar within the Carlyle in March 2015. Buddies performed songs from “Annie, ” the Broadway Parker that is musical starred at age 12.
Cohen stumbled through “You’re Never Fully Dressed Without a Smile” before more seasoned performers took over. Broderick performed “Little Girls, ” however it had been Parker’s then-12-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, whom won the evening.
“James Wilkie broke our hearts making us sob performing ‘Maybe’ directly to his mama, ” Cohen writes.
While Cohen’s relationship with Parker is near adequate to add privileges that are drop-in impromptu meals and household nights, he is additionally her escort when it comes to star-studded occasions such as the Met Gala.
In 2015, Parker’s Chinese-inspired headpiece had been therefore massive she had to drive when you look at the automobile along with her head tilted awkwardly to your part.
On arrival, Cohen had their choose of mega-celebrities to fan-crush on.
Cher made enjoyable of his goofy grin. He really knelt at Madonna’s part, consoling her within the nasty speak about her age. Parker asked Justin Bieber exactly just how he had been enjoying their first Met Ball, in which he asked her if it “gets crazy. “
Cohen interrupted: “Well, the club is high for you personally on that. “
During the 2016 Met Ball, Cohen put their base inside it more often than once. “Told Kanye (western) I nearly wore just exactly what he did, ” he confesses. “Stupid. “
Later at the club, Taylor Swift worried aloud whether there clearly was an area on her to look at Lady Gaga perform. Cohen had an indication.
“Your buddy Katy is sitting into the part and there is lots of space around her, ” Cohen described. “She asked, ‘Katy who? ‘ and I also stated, ‘Perry, ‘ of which point she inform me that she actually is the opposite that is exact of buddy. “
Far too late, Cohen remembered the feud that is infamous the two pop music celebrities. He attempted to make light by saying at the least Swift knew locations to avoid.
Swift did not laugh and don’t concur, making Cohen “totally mortified. ” Swift stalked down with one demand: Cohen had not been to mention the event on their show. She’d be viewing.
Cohen ended up being delighted to listen to she had been a audience until he remembered she might have dropped an F-bomb before “your show. “
Also Cohen’s kick-back-and-relax social outings overflow with all the famous.
Jimmy Fallon along with his spouse Nancy Juvonen, Drew Barrymore’s company partner, are good friends. This current year at their Oscar-viewing party, he noticed a stench that is horrible prior to the show began.